Epiphany.
Shopping is like masturbating: once you’ve done it & gotten what you want out of it, the idea of window-shopping at home (you know, fashion porn) barely crosses your mind, and when it does, you disgustingly think “Oh god, THAT is what I’ve been looking at?” That is until the next day when your goldfish memory kicks in, and you’re jonesin for a fix. But at least masturbating is free.